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Here's To The Candidate's Cars (To be sung to the tune "The Ladies Who Lunch") Here's to the candidate's cars – Cadillacs, of course – All with low mileage and portable bars – No private air force? Can he mimic Opra? Here's to the times he Mittspoke – Anybody laugh When the hypocrite claims it's a joke And not a gaffe? He won't take the rap? Here's to no mention of yachts – Relaxing at sea – "Who brought these have nots? They came to hear me? But won't deign to clap? What kind of crap...?" Here's to the millions he made – Gee they went fast. Still voters aren't swayed. Most think he's half-assed, An arrogant sap. Here's to his nap.
Original Lyric & Music by Stephen Sondheim To 'G.O.P. Greek Tragedy' By MAUREEN DOWD To 'Scalia's Screwups' To 'How Corrupt Was Santorum?' To 'Rick Santorum: The Blue-Collar One-Percenter' To 'CREW'S Most Corrupt' To Bill Moyers: Freedom of and From Religion To Andrew Sullivan: How Obama Set a Contraception Trap for the Right To 'Tales From the Kitchen Table' By GAIL COLLINS To 'The Battle Behind the Fight' By GAIL COLLINS To 'The Evolution of Birth Control' To 'Hypocrite Mitt Romney Verses' To 'A Stephrn Sondheim Songbook' |