Obama's Gulf War –
Here Come Da Judge
Who's convinced he knows best

Order! Order! Order! Order in da court.
Here come da judge. Here come da judge.
Drill baby drillers, he's your last resort.
Where did you find him, da judge with da grudge?

Upset at how little arm-twisting resolved
Decisions on dividends without him involved?
How could they have done it without asking him?
How profound can it be if investors are grim?

And profundity's what da judge is about.
Profundity's something he can't live without.
Where would courts be if da judge weren't profound
And zillions of lawyers weren't milling around?

Who wouldn't value da court's expertise?
Who knows more about drills than BPGOPs?
Marching in lockstep, goose stepping with Mitch –
Don't think of scratching; just cherish the itch.

So Feldman's da judge with da profundity
To let Hombeck O.S. inspire faith in BP?
Order! Order! Order! Order in da court.
Here come da judge, da judge what loves sludge.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/22/10

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       reported owning stock in drilling companies'

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