"Hillary's Replacement"

(A David Petraeus Joy Toy?)

Who's replacing Hillary
As Obama's head of State?
According to Bill Clinton
David's Paula would be great.

A Monica Lewinsky type
Who's expert at her wooing –
According to Petraeus
She knows what she is doing.

Unlike male officials,
She will not be blamed
Women are the victims
And should never act ashamed

Sexy outfits, skimpy shorts –
She will have it made
And never be forced to retire –
Sex is her stock-in-trade.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
11/12/12

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