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His Palin Folly Old Mac still has women troubles Of all the harpys in this world are none as qualified As Carly Fiorina who thinks sex can be denied? Who thinks Palin getting pregnant no more often than she is, With condoms banned at Sarah's house, means Todd's still getting his? That it's fine to pay a bounty for each polar bear we drown, And take credit for a "No thanks" to a bridge that's been turned down? Why didn't Mac pick Tina Fey? She's far more versatile. For laughs she's Palin's look-alike and lays 'em in the aisle, But no Cheney imitation who'd rule on Mac's behalf And hire her closest relative to be her chief of staff. Did Seward's Folly need to be endorsed by John McCain? Swap Georgia for Alaska and Palin's Putin's pain.
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