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Homeless In Washington, DC Rachel Maddow's Congressman Bart Stupak complains "Imagine me, Bart Stupak, homeless! How did I make Rachel mad? For years nobody's noticed me, and now I've lost my DC pad. "My threats to stymie health reform are being called extortion Now that they've discovered I am no longer pro-abortion. "Back when I was in my teens, if I'd fertilized a friend, There's no way I wouldn't want her teenage pregnancy to end. "But The Family's taught me different – I've seen the error of my ways, Although John Edwards' plight has shown that abstinence for some still pays. "But that's not legislatable and so I've had to stake my fame, Plus years of rental subsidies, on the no-abortion game. "Now I, Bart Stupak, homeless orphan, thanks to MSNBC, Am praying Rachel Maddow won't tell the IRS on me."
Bob Carlson To 'Harry Reid & Associates' To 'Rachel Maddow asks, 'Who paid Bart Stupak's rent?'' |