Hosni's Wife Balked At Leaving (She'd just redecorated) So many assumed wrongly that Hosni'd step down But he didn't at first nor has he said why. But WikiSpills learned from anonymous sources That his wife was reluctant to kiss Egypt bye-bye. After redecorating their family's palace With objets d'arte from her favorite museum, She worried she'd trigger some form of mob violence If she took them where other Egyptians can't see 'em. She did find a buyer, Mr. David H. Koch, But she worried a lot about taking his check. If Koch didn't steal the bank that he wrote it on, Could he be worth the time it would take to henpeck? She's so used to corruption she can't live without it, She knows that her Hosni would have had the bank seized. God forbid she should sell to someone who's legit, Plus she suspects Allah would not be all that pleased. She'd move to the U.S. but fears the pollution That the Kochs and their G.O.P. lackeys approved, Knowing what it would mean to Hosni's objets d'arte: Some mummies hate smog and resent being moved.
Bob Carlson 2/11/11 To 'Hosni's Helpers' To 'Mubarak Steps Down, Ceding Power to Military' To 'Egypt: Mubarak's Demise' To 'Koch Boys Pollute' To 'Secretive Koch Boy Donors' |