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How Many Hummers Does It Take For G.M.'s Rick Wagoner to buy Congress? I'm far more deserving than Nancy Pelosi though not quite as much so as our Senator Reid. Sure, I am paid more than those two lumped together, but with only one husband how much can she need? But Harry's a Mormon who didn't wed sisters. For him and for us it's the luck of the draw. We'd planned on new Hummers for all his relations but no one foresaw all those mothers-in-law. At this rate our next twenty-five is a goner and most members of Congress are going to lose, Excepting our Harry they will each end up humming "The Six-Hummer-Garage with Just Two Hummers Blues."
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