Obama's Gulf War
How Much Is Spilling? British Petroleum sees no need to say "If you can't tell us how much we've been spilling, What in the world makes you think we'll be willing To clean up much more than a very small mess When what you're suggesting is at best a guess? "We've carefully kept all your spies at a distance With what Tony Hayward calls passive resistance. We've told you we're too busy plugging the leak, Knowing your guessers will end up the creek. "No way they'll know how much we're allocating Louisiana vs. Britain's Gulf Stream. We've thousands of Britons who'll be dedicating Their lives to retrieving tar balls with our team. "Since toxic dispersants aren't legal in Britain, We won't be cleaning the white cliffs of Dover; And sludge in the bayou that Landrieu's permittin' Is something, she's told us, she's sure she'll get over."
Bob Carlson To 'Why are dispersant chemicals secret?' To 'Tony Hayward, BP CEO: Gulf Oil Spill 'Relatively Tiny'' To 'BP refused to share footage of oil spill' To 'Oil Is Fouling Wetlands, Official Says' To 'Oil enters the loop current' To 'Mary Landrieu Tops On BP Payroll In Congress' |