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I May Be Dumb Being sung by John McCain to the tune "I May Be Wrong" (I may be wrong, but I think you're wonderful) Verse Can't use my bio. My years as a vet Have been spent covering up A maverick ego, The Admiral's pet, And the time I spent whooping it up. Chorus I may be dumb, but I could be President. You ask how come? Well, How the Hell should I know? I may act dumb, or Senile and hesitant. Old demon rum took It's toll long ago. I partied hard in the service – Very nearly washed out. You think that made me nervous? Not with my Daddy's clout! I may look dumb, but, For Vice President, I'd pick my chum, Paul Wolfowitz – How's that for dumb?
Music by Henry Sullivan To 'McCain's Voting Ploys' |