I Peppered Old Whittington To be sung with Cheney to the tune "I Cover The Waterfront" Verse Away from the need for continuous lies But thinkng up more Vietnam alibis In case someone hears I'm a fabulous shot And I need to convince them I'm definitely not To avoid being asked to help out in Iraq Where thousands would gladly shoot me in the back, Chorus I peppered Old Whittington with the guarantee That Alberto G. won't recuse from me. I peppered Old Whittington hunting San Quentin quail Knowing that Bush won't dare send me to jail. Picture the media impatiently waiting, Madder than hell that I don't look concerned. Now it's Fox flacks who keep forgetting It wasn't Osama as they finally learned. I peppered Old Whittington not knowing that he Was no sweet young thing who won't RSVP.
Music by Johnny Green To 'Bushie's Media Flacks' |