If Ever I'm Elected
More reassurances from Mister McSquish
sung to the Everly Brothers' hit "All I Have To Do Is Dream"
(When I want you in my arms…)

A mid-East peace?
Troops come home?
Julius Caesar
Returns to Rome?
My fellow Americans,
If ever I'm elected,
All that you can do is dream.

As banks go broke
And can't foreclose,
Will Big Brown lose
By a nose?
If ever I'm elected,
All that you can do is dream.

W's third term?
How odd –
What a crummy way of treating you.
I lack Bushie's line
To God,
I've got no clue to what He wants to do.

So there's no way
He'll let me know
How long to stay
Or when to go.
My fellow Americans,
If ever I'm elected,
All that we can do is dream.

Music & Original Lyric by Bryant Boudleaux
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/18/08

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