Ignoring The Side Effects
(On Congressional nutjobs and their constituents)

Can private insurers contribute enough
To John Boehner's Congress so that it will
Demolish Obama's healthcare reform
Without coming up with a replacement bill?

How'll they cope with insomnia, rashes and hives,
Muscle weakness, blurred vision and memory loss?
Is Congrssional nutjob poor judgement contagious?
What about constipation? Were they hitting the sauce?

Stay tuned while we check to see what they were paid for.
Tax records should show us who's selling out.
Did you think Issa's hearings might allow us to witness
Who's dealing with them and who's doing without?

Not likely unless Darrel Issa's still pleading
That it was his brother, not he, who stole cars –
That if was his gasoline but not his matches
That 'earned' him those millions and Arson's five stars.

But are we missing something? Is Issa a mole?
Why have his insurers never sent him to jail?
How long have they known that to kill healthcare reform
They'd need someone in Congress on whom to prevail?

John Boehner can't scrap Obamacare for them
As long as Obama remains in control.
But will Issa be able to pick it to pieces?
Picky, pick, pick… Sounds and acts like a mole.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
1/20/11

To 'Repeal and Replace Obamacare... With... Uh... Something.'
To 'Politicians For Sale'
To 'Up to half of people under 65 have preexisting conditions'
To 'Don’t Look Back, Darrel Issa'
To 'Hell No John Boehner'
To 'Private Health Insurers'
To 'Congressional Nutjobs'



1/20/11