I'm Yellow Sung to the Gilbert & Sullivan tune "Tit Willow" from "The Mikado" (On a tree by a river a little tom-tit sang, "Willow, tit-willow, tit-willow") On that nine-eleven a famous nit wit Sang "Yellow, I'm yellow, I'm yellow." And they said, "Mr. President, why do you sit Singing 'Yellow, I'm yellow, I'm yellow.'? "After all you've been told, did you think that they lied? Or, unlike Cheney, have you no place to hide?" "Yes, to both questions, plus I'm not qualified, I'm yellow, I'm yellow, I'm yellow." Then he favored them all with his patented smirk Singing "Yellow, I'm yellow, I'm yellow. And if you'd asked The Guard, they'd have said I'm a jerk Who is yellow, so yellow, quite yellow. "I suspect I'd have made an incredible nun And to make matters worse I'm no good with a gun," Then having said that, skipped on Air Force One Singing "Yellow, I'm yellow, I'm yellow." But in subsequent photo ops he has denied Singing "Yellow, I'm yellow, I'm yellow", Though those who were there say he looked petrified Singing "Yellow, I'm yellow, I'm yellow." So we'll have to await future history books To see if he's known for his scaredy cat looks, And if he, like Cheney, was one of those schnooks Singing "Yellow, I'm yellow, I'm yellow."
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