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Today we will profile all women with unshaven legs; Tomorrow all men who simply can't grow a beard. Prepare to be stopped and considered the dregs. Don't try to explain that's the way you was reared. That you'd vote with the Kochs against Scott Walker's recall? And agree that the Kochs shouldn't pay taxes at all? That Justice Scalia needn't read what he judges Nor be criticized for decisions he fudges? What makes you think these things will help you a bit? There's no way on earth you can prove that you voted for Mitt. Not even multiple wives in your entourage, Nor elevators in your landscaped garage. Your Christian Mingle I.D. is with your Auntie Em? You attend church about two hours away? You've forgotten the last verse of the national anthem, But you do hum the tune at least three times a day?
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