Mother Nature's responding to Senator Inhofe. She doen't appreciate being given the finger. Oklahomans are bringing her wrath on themselves. They keep re-electing Tom Cruise's dead-ringer. You think Irwin Corey instead of Tom Cruise? Sure Inhofe is a barrel of laughs just to watch, Though perhaps not that much if you're Tea-Party-sober, But give him a try with a bottle of Scotch. Who knew climate change would be such a big deal? Inhofe sure didn't till he tangled with Mother. So when will Chief Inhofe start getting religion? When tornadoes increase so he can't stand another? Or could it occur when happy faces attract? Did The Chief meet Gbagbo on e-Harmony.com? Was agreement that Global warming can't hurt Adequate reason to share a wigwam? Though Gbagbo was not re-elected for life His fear of flying could keep them apart. Crazy landings on runways under construction By weird Oklahomans can be hard on the heart.
Bob Carlson 4/18/11 To 'Storms, tornadoes carve a path of destruction through the South' To 'On climate change, the GOP is lost in never-never land' To 'Inhofe Defends Ivory Coast Strongman With 'Happy Face'' To 'Jim Inhofe plane landing terrifies workers' To 'Big Chief Inhofe' To 'Olahoman Oddities: Inhofe & Coburn' To 'Big Chief Inhofe Cuts Deficit' Verse |