Is Max Off To Tahiti?
(With Mark Sanford and our campaign contributions?)

They're retiring with millions in campaign contributions
Which for whatever reasons were never spent.
Legally they're a "No, no" for personal use,
So as they are leaving let's watch where they went.

Five mill is Baucus's that he should have spent
Defeating Republicans so protections were passed
To keep innocent children from being murdered

By NRA weapons that left parents aghast.

Weapons of war with huge ammo clips
Able to wipe out an entire nursery class
By a mentally deranged and unbalanced killer.
What was Max thinking? Is he that dumb an ass?

If he was and still is, he just might flout the law
By putting those millions to personal use:
Hot babes in Tahiti on a luxurious yacht.
Then just like Mark Sanford he'd drum up some excuse.

As citizen activists what can we do
But keep checking the web to see where Max went
With those millions of dollars of our campaign contributions?
Has Max no conscience that they weren't properly spent?

Or were they from corporations trying to control the vote?
Naked attempts to buy more corporate power?
If the dough came from the Kochs, Monsanto and Exxon,
Tahiti may become known as his finest hour.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/30/13

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