Job Stimuli For Mercenaries
At the CIA and State (for Blackwater et al.)

Karzai doesn't want them. Iraq threw Xe out
Before Eric Prince could change Blackwater's name;
Before Abu Dhabi became Prince's escape hatch
And Panetta could claim that he'd cleaned up his game.

So pull our troops out . Prince's thugs all need jobs.
State's not concerned that Blackwater's a crook.
A mere slap on the wrist and a minimal fine?
Hey, what got DeLay and OJ off the hook?

What's a little arms smuggling to African rebels
When Eric Prince decides he is the law?
Or to Kurdish forces who're fighting the Turks?
How lucky that Prince had a millionaire pa.

But can CIA ops remain ultra clandestine
If the secret is out that its spies carry arms?
Did Mata Hari tote heavy machine guns,
Or, for the most part, rely on her charms?

And who's sure the Department of State functions best
With most of its diplomats heavily armed?
Can't they find a way to knock heads together
If those heads aren't concerned about being harmed?

Ben amd Mahmoud had better be cautious.
Who knows how versatile Prince's team is?
Nearly nude belly dancing to charm two old lechers –
Blackwater's not gay? Hey, this is showbiz.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
8/21/10

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