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Johnny Footnote Speculating about an angry McCain's role as Bushie's footnote singing to Rodgers & Hart's "Johnny One Note" (Poor Johnny One-Note sang out with gusto) Will Bushie's footnote End up like Custer Assuming he gets past first base? Fans of the old goat Now wonder will he Forget why he's still in a race And try to help Bushie save face? Sure he'll beat the drum, Kick a little ass, But neglect the "scum" Who depend on gas. Poor Johnny Footnote Married an heiress Expecting that he'd get a cut By changing her tax bracket, but His economics Cause late night comics To laugh till they're blue in the face While we're 'tween a rock and hard place. "Never tax the rich. If employees snitch, Throw them all in jail," Will his mem'ry fail? "Sunni or Shia? Where's North Korea?" Mix a nasty rant With a little rave? Trouble is he can't – One foot's in the grave. Bitch, Johnny Footnote, real loud! "Bah!" Beaten, and borrowed, and bowed!
Music by Richard Rodgers |