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Just Slick Willy's Mittspeaking Thing To be sung to the Cole Porter tune "Just One Of Those Things" VERSE As Willard Mitt Romney explains, "I mittspoke – It's no switch." All this comes after he complains, "It's a joke." What a bitch, backing the rich: As Donald Trump wishes Slick Willy well, He makes Obama a much easier sell. As Ari Fleischer picks a Komen VP, He makes sure rightwing extremists agree. REFRAIN Mittspeak is catching on fast, Leaving its listeners aghast, Reveaing to all who's half-assed. But will mittspeaking transparency last? Mittspeak may win primary fights Assuring the rich that the poor have no rights Yet it's harder and harder to flip-flop mittspeak. Video shows what was said tongue in cheek. If Mitt stops to think Of how big a stink Mittspeaking raises each time, Will he call it quits, Finding mittspeak's the pits, And then run again as a mime? So goodbye, hundreds of mill, Though he's cost less than BP's Gulf spill, It's been great fun And to Willard mittspeaking's a fling.
Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter To 'A Cole Porter Songbook' |