Justifying CEO Pay
(Like Hugh Grant's millions)

You'll soon find it illegal to plant any soybeans but ours
Now that dullard Roy Blunt has slipped us the powers.
We can sue you, but don't you try suing us.
So ROUNDUP grows superweeds; why make a fuss?

We don't charge extra for the superweeds. They're free.
Just an arm and a leg for the bad herbicide
Which comes with a threat to take you to court
If you try to complain that we're not on your side.

How can that be? Look at the dollars we've spent
On that dullard Blunt and our own CEO.
CEOs don't come cheap; fourteen million last year.
But you have to admit Hugh can sure get weeds to grow.

Bob Carlson

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