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You'll soon find it illegal to plant any soybeans but ours Now that dullard Roy Blunt has slipped us the powers. We can sue you, but don't you try suing us. So ROUNDUP grows superweeds; why make a fuss? We don't charge extra for the superweeds. They're free. Just an arm and a leg for the bad herbicide Which comes with a threat to take you to court If you try to complain that we're not on your side. How can that be? Look at the dollars we've spent On that dullard Blunt and our own CEO. CEOs don't come cheap; fourteen million last year. But you have to admit Hugh can sure get weeds to grow.
Bob Carlson Against Expanded Background Checks And How To Contact Them' To 'Monsanto's "Superweeds" Gallop Through Midwest' To '$5 million bonus boosts Monsanto CEO's pay to $14 million To 'Sen. Roy Blunt: Monsanto’s Congressional Judas' To 'More Monsanto Plays God in Rhymed Verse' |