Keep The Kochs Happy
(At first, then commit them)

British Columbia is telling the Koch Brothers
Which way Canadians want their pipeline to go:
To take it and shove it? "We don't want it here."
They prefer their soil and water to stay
     tar sands free and clear.

They don't trust the welders,
And they don't trust the Kochs,
Filthy rich peope who want to be richer
With insatiable egos. Not very nice folks.

Who gives a darn if the pipeline should rupture
As long as the rupture does not occur "here"?
Except maybe those sickies, the billionaire Kochs,
Whose evil greed would cause them to cheer

And sue for the time their refineries lost,
Just as much as their accountants could jack up the cost
Of idle refineries with no crude to refine,
And, horror of horrors, no one to be bossed.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/17/13

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