Obama's Gulf War –
Kentucky Ossified Chicken
BP hedge funds for McConnell and Paul

Which hedge funds are owners of much of BP?
BlackRock, America's DC royalty?
Or the rich three percent who need a tax break
In order to let all us low lifes eat cake?

Some say the Greeks called this an Oiligarchy
Before they attempted a Democracy.
If Republicans could they would do the reverse,
Unless their Tea Party would find that perverse.

So who's Mitch McConnell and who is Rand Paul?
One's a "No, nothing." Number Two says it all.
Mitch is too busy to join a debate.
He worries about whom he might alienate.

Both beg from the rich, so why not make them richer?
Sounds pretty much like what both of them want.
But favoritism for some over others?
Does that sound to you like a Tea Party taunt?

Can Mitch keep these 'crazies' concealed in his attic?
Will he swear to constituents they don't exist?
Can he duck the race issue but stir up more hatred?
Can ossified chickens still look like they're pissed?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/26/10

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To 'McConnell refuses to denounce Tea Party racism:
       ‘I am not interested in getting into that debate.’'

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To 'The political genius of supply-side economics'
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To 'BlackRock'
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