Kisses From McCain Sung to the tune "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" (... underneath the mistletoe last night) John McCain kissed up to Junior Bush, Looking forward to two-thousand-eight. He must have known we'd watch How badly he would botch His reputation for appearing straight. When will John McCain kiss Cheney's tush, Deciding that he needs to advocate Lobbying with cash Instead of something rash Like "No Pork" that all true Bushies hate?
Music & Original Lyric by Tommy Connor |