Koch Industries' Fred Upton
(DC apologist for Brawny paper towels and Stainmaster carpets)

Instead of spending millions to cut down on their pollution,
The Kochs acquired Fred Upton for a measly twenty K.
That's all it cost them to convince Fred that their Koch pollution
Is not a brand that justifies a federal EPA.

Do Brawny paper towels and their carpets from Stainmaster
Produce a cleaner CO2 than EPA can screen?
Is that the picture Koch donations painted for Fred Upton
So he no longer worries that Koch Industries aren't green?

Both Kochs have been amazed
     that Congress could be bought so cheaply
Compared with what the Congress
     has been paying Egypt's Pharaoh.
Mubarak will be making off with maybe forty billion.
You don't want to think how much of that's taxpayer dough,

Or about his private fleet of jets that we're maintaining
Whose cost exceeds the million plus Koch paid the G.O.P.
Of course the Muslim Brotherhood is costing Hosni more
Than it will cost the Brothers Koch to dump unwanted tea.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
2/7/11

To 'Koch brothers now at heart of GOP power'
To 'The Kochs fight back'
To 'Pay Back Time for Mubarak'
To 'Egyptian President’s Private Jets
       Have Cost US Taxpayers $111 Million'

To 'Kochs Pollute'
To 'Koch Boy Political Pawns'
To 'Egypt: Mubarak's Demise'
To 'Politicians For Sale'



2/7/11