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Let Me John McCain You – II McCain offers to educate the voters of America to the Sondheim/Styne song "Let Me Entertain You" from Gypsy (Let me entertain you. Let me make you smile.) Let me John McCain you With my banking scam. Falling housing prices Sparked this mortgage crisis Thanks to lobbyist Phil Gramm. He proved that we could Bankrupt you real good By conducting our flim-flam. Let us John McCain you While UBS pays off Phil Gramm. Let me John McCain you. Let me show you how A crummy pilot cashes In on planes he crashes And comes off holier than thou. Then claims the trauma Caused by the drama Of spending sev'ral years in chains, Lets him John McCain you With his nasty smear campaigns. Let me John McCain you. I'm good for a laugh. Each year I do a few chicks Some old red, white and blue chicks Who want my autograph. And any I find That claim they don't mind I usually try to do again. Let me John McCain them, Though I'm so old I can't say when.
Music by Jule Styne To 'McCain's Voting Ploys' To 'A Stephrn Sondheim Songbook' |