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Let Mitt Change Your Religion (He can and will baptize you dead or alive.) Good news for Mitt's evangelical supporters: Romney has pledged to prioritize The baptism as Mormons Of any campaign worker of his Who dies attempting to help him rationalize Any and all of his obvious lies. Which are most obvious may not be so at all. That's why his pledge covers the big, small and tall. Even his whoppers about Romneycare. How can he be faulted? He's no longer there. His Mormon baptisms are impossible for Obama to match. Why stay stuck in the rut in which you happened to hatch: Mommies, spiffed up, dragging you kids to church While daddies played golf and did clubhouse research. It's the multiple mommies that make Mormonism the seller it is And gets a teenager dreaming that those chicks are all his. But this lure of Mitt's wives thing? Depends what you earn. The more wives you have, the more dollars they burn. So one-wife evangelicals had best watch what they campaign for. Without Mitt's millions how many've they got the domain for?
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