Lie, Baby, Lie!
Palin tries to encourage Old Mac

While John McCain tries to exploit
    his hockey mom's new gig,
Secretary Paulson's scraping
    lipstick from his pig.

Yet Sarah Palin cheers Mac on with
    "Lie, Baby, Lie!
Lies are working great for me;
    let Gramm and Kristol cry.

"Applaud as Bushie regulates.
    Lie that you would have, too,
Unlike Obama who for years
    used Gramm as his guru.

"Don't worry if the Congress gives Bush
    what Cox claims he wants.
With signing statements we'll concoct
    an Addison response."

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/20/08

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