Lies and Pols – I
(re. Sugar Cane)
Being sung to Frank Loesser's tune
"Guys And Dolls"
(When you see a guy reach for stars in the sky,)

When you learn a lie
Promotes pie in the sky,
Rest assured that the lie's coming from a pol.
You can spot the pol touting corn over cane
When the tariffs he'd fain
    impose on the cane are truly insane.

It is his intent to circmvent
Any facts that detract from corn ethanol.
So will it be Big Sugar's hush-yo'-mouth money
That costs us an arm and leg, honey,
Or the lies of some sweet-talking corn-state pol?

Music & Original Lyric by Frank Loesser
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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1/29/07

To 'Bushie, The Lying Bastard'
To 'Bushie's Environmental Policy'
To 'Lies and Pols II'
To 'Lies and Pols III'