"Lindsey Graham "Threatens""

(Or is that Lindsay Lohan?)

He's played a bit part in D.C..
The question's why they've let him be,
With opinions that nobody wants
Except for his sisters and his cousins and his aunts!
He won't forget those sisters and those cousins and those aunts…

Even for a Senator he's uninformed,
When is he scheduled to be chloroformed
With those GMO cops of DuPonts?
Despite the entreaties of his sisters and his cousins and his aunts?
Don't forget those sisters and those cousins and those aunts…

Look how he's gotten McCained.
Why couldn't he have abstained
And ignored Cantor's Tea Party taunts?
Did he listen to his sisters and his cousins and his aunts,
His well invested sisters and his cousins and his aunts?

Why didn't he find out Susan Rice
Was intending to use loaded dice
To approve of the pipeline she wants
Along with his sisters and his cousins and his aunts,
His tarsands owning sisters and his cousins and his aunts…

How fortunate it's gotta be
To have a big, or small, cheese in D.C.
And be one of its sisters and its cousins and its aunts!

But apparently Chck Hagel's not a "cousin…"

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/3/12 - 2/13/13

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