Little Old Mac's Egonomics
Trust Me, Baby, Trust

His cures for falling markets
    are peculiar to McCain.
He'd stop us all from losing
    by not taxing what we gain.

Nor would he tax the dividends
    of companies gone bust.
And how he's gonna do it all?
    "Trust me, Baby, trust!"

Why would he need a Congress
    which is going Democratic?
A few more signing statements,
    his success is automatic.

We've witnessed his track record
    advocating decontrol,
His never taking credit for
    or hinting at his role.

You're turned off by his grimacing
    at people that he hates,
Who didn't buy more town halls,
    preferring televised debates?

Why damn Obama's eloquence
    because Rick Davis failed to get
As an Old Mac stand-in
    that dope who "found" the internet?

If Old Mac's egonomics
    leave a shadow of a doubt,
Won't his picking Palin
    be enough to rule him out?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
10/16/08

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