Lloyd, You're A Loser (Mitch McConnell to Ben Nelson to Warren Buffett to Lloyd Blankfein) American voters join Frank Sinatra singing our version of Frank Loesser's "Luck Be A Lady" Lloyd, luck's a frivolous bitch Which has made you "Fabulously" rich. But how'd you get Ben Nelson, Buffett and McConnell To help you, you son-of-a-b----? Lloyd, you'll be the loser at last. Levin has uncovered your past. You've blown the reputation Goldman had when you took over. How long can Buffett claim he's aghast? A banker doesn't con his buyer. Why be a schmuck to make a buck? Why let him think he's bought a Moodys Triple A While you short it "trusting to luck." Must you securitize junk Knowing it will be a slam dunk To sell to Europeans who think Warren B. and Ben Nelson prob'ly own a big chunk? Lloyd, you're the loser this time. What you've been doing's a crime. This administration's not the one that you began with Now Bush novels sell for a dime.
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