Lloyd, You're A Loser
(Mitch McConnell to Ben Nelson to Warren Buffett to Lloyd Blankfein)
American voters join Frank Sinatra singing our version of
Frank Loesser's "Luck Be A Lady"

Lloyd, luck's a frivolous bitch
Which has made you "Fabulously" rich.
But how'd you get Ben Nelson,
    Buffett and McConnell
To help you, you son-of-a-b----?

Lloyd, you'll be the loser at last.
Levin has uncovered your past.
You've blown the reputation
    Goldman had when you took over.
How long can Buffett claim he's aghast?

A banker doesn't con his buyer.
Why be a schmuck to make a buck?
Why let him think he's bought a Moodys Triple A
While you short it "trusting to luck."

Must you securitize junk
Knowing it will be a slam dunk
To sell to Europeans who think Warren B. and
Ben Nelson prob'ly own a big chunk?

Lloyd, you're the loser this time.
What you've been doing's a crime.
This administration's not
    the one that you began with –
Now Bush novels sell for a dime.

Music & Original Lyrics by Frank Loesser
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/28/10

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