Wow! That was a close one. A sanity test?
A condition for joining Wayne's very own NRA?
A restriction on buyying, on owning, on using a gun?
What did you join for? Where is the fun?
Some shrink's going to say that you can't conceal
Pack or carry, or stash at home for when you get mad?
Doesn't that seem just a tad too restrictive?
That Wayne's come to that is terribly sad.
On what kind of drugs could your leader have binged?
Or is it the shock treatments that leave him unhinged?
Can't say they ever affected me in that way,
But then I never tried to join Wayne's NRA.
How sad too the Second Amendment's considered at stake.
How did nutjobs like Paul come up with that kind of take
That is being allowed outside of the "Bin"?
How can we keep
Rand Paul and his Henny Penny thoughts in?
Rand's old man is wierd, but Rand Paul is plain loony.
How did his "intellect" become that puny?
Can he really believe we'll be left without any
Guns to worry the Hell out of his Henny Penny?
The sky won't be falling if Congress begins
Disregarding the nonsense from right-wing loony bins.
Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/18/13
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