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How much labor is needed in automated pill factories? So why does Big Pharma make our pills overseas? Are their sanitation requirements less stringent? If they're made over there will we catch some disease? Does that mean that Big Pharma avoids the drama Of convincing cute kittens they shouldn't be gay? Or will they leave that task to M&M Bachmann? Where Marcus has decided pills and prayer aren't the way. Do he and Michele plan to play on our heart strings, Avoiding the callousness they've been showing most gays Will they try the way Sarah McLachlan makes her TV pitches For supporting and protecting adorable strays? But both Bachmanns plan to take self promotion a giant step further Which is why they will try to sign up nearby ASPCAs. Marcus has practiced on their neighborhood's pets And has been quite successful with whatever he spays… Only a few owners of thoroughbred kitties Have had some misgivings and sounded alarms: "Keep all your blue bloods away from your ground floor windows, And out of those knife wielding M&M arms!"
Bob Carlson 7/24/11 To 'Bachmann's Unrivaled Extremism' To 'Clinics Owned by Michele Bachmann’s Husband Practice Ex-Gay Therapy' To 'Homophobic Batty Bachmann Verses' |