Mac's Medical Records Old Mac's grimaces give him away They can't publish Mac's health records. Palin might become alarmed. She's planned on a reign like Cheney's: hated, but at all times armed. What a shock Mac's days are numbered. Ditto Sarah's days of shooting. Instead she'll spend months-off like Bushie, trimming trees and shrub uprooting. Who knew that Old Mac was hurting until he grimaced on TV? Some thought way too much Obama; others an ill-timed wee wee. How'll we know without his records? Does he need an analyst? Does he have an enlarged prostate and always grimace when he's pissed?
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