Mac's Medical Records
Old Mac's grimaces give him away

They can't publish Mac's health records.
    Palin might become alarmed.
She's planned on a reign like Cheney's:
    hated, but at all times armed.

What a shock Mac's days are numbered.
    Ditto Sarah's days of shooting.
Instead she'll spend months-off like Bushie,
    trimming trees and shrub uprooting.

Who knew that Old Mac was hurting
    until he grimaced on TV?
Some thought way too much Obama;
    others an ill-timed wee wee.

How'll we know without his records?
    Does he need an analyst?
Does he have an enlarged prostate
    and always grimace when he's pissed?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/27/08

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