Max Loves Max Baucus Most'
(And Wayne's commissions)

His seat in the Congress means more to Max Baucus
Than not letting the mentally unbalanced kill
Helpless young children when he wouldn't sign
A watered down version of a gun control bill.


What's Max holding out for? Even more strict background checks?
Or requiring the feds to collect every AK-47?
Rest assured, Max, that Wayne's not going to like it
If improvised bombs begin sending children to heaven

Bypassing his bosses, the munitions makers.
Then Senator Baucus had better make tracks
As all of the former assault weapons owners
Join forces with Wayne in unseating Max.

Will Max be missed? Sure, but oh what a good miss.
He couldn't carry Montana for the President.
Is that who Max thinks will help Max Baucus retain his seat?
When Baucus loses, who'll give a hoot where and why Max Baucus went?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/22/13

UPDATE - 4/23/13
Max now has decided that he is retiring
No one really knows or cares a fig why.
Children will be breathing a sigh of relief
As soon as the Senate, minus Max Baucus,
Gives a new gun control bill a humanitarian try.

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     Against Expanded Background Checks
     And How To Contact Them'

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