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McCain's Brain Explaining the idiosyncracies of John McCain's brain to the song "Pennies From Heaven" (Every time it rains it rains pennies from heaven.) Every time it rains McCain's brain is diluted Count the times McCain's ditched planes and parachuted. Sadly they're but one of many grim warning signs. He's bailed out under water and nailed phone lines. For years the Navy's questioned McCain's renown, But when your brain's diluted, 'up' looks like 'down'. They say this started way before his stretch in the pen, And without Karl Rove's umbrella could happen again. That in his twilight years he'd blank out for hours, Without using Handy Wipes for his three-minute showers. So if he blunders, thunder's most likely aroun', Or else Obama, once again, is hosing him down.
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