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McCain's Guantanamo Address Four score and… My Fellow Prisoners: No one's more deserving than we prisoners of war, Especially when we've been misled about what we're in for. And no one's as vindictive among those who've suffered pain At the hands of Bushie and the Viet Cong as John McCain. Yet why am I deserving of support from Joe the Plumber? Perhaps my reputation as my prison's John the Thumber? Though what Joe doesn't realize is without Congress and a pail, His Mr. Clean personna and mine are gonna fail. I had an Admiral for a Daddy unlike those other bums And so was more experienced at twiddling my thumbs. Now Bushie's demonstrated experience like that's essential, Though if he'd picked a Palin he'd have at least looked presidential. Releasing me was not something the powers that be thought through And what they've seen of me so far does not bode well for you. But if, my fellow prisoners, they should ever let you out, Please be sure to give my old Blackwater pals a shout.
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