McCain Cautions Maureen About Hillary Being sung by John McCain to Maureen Dowd to the tune "Don't Worry 'Bout Me" (Don't worry 'bout me. I'll get along) Why worry 'bout me? I've learned to lie. Would I toss a few back With the wife of The Gov? We'd planned it all so Few people would know What the future portends. Are both of us gay? It's real hard to say. You'd best ask our friends. The game that we play Has monastic rules. So when push comes to shove, We'll deny whom we love Like a couple of fools. For each of us brings To the table such things As who should be The new president And who the VP.
Music by Rube Bloom |