McCain Is All Heart Celebrating John McCain's devotion by singing "She Gave Her Heart To Jethro" with Tom T. Hall It's obvious that McCain's lost it. No, not the election, his cool. He's threatened "no cooperation." Like maybe he's found a new tool To undo whatever's been knitted and purled, By twiddling his thumbs and not saving the world. So rare is such GOP candor, Those shrinks Mac's wife hired are thrilled. He's made sure that Nancy'd feel slighted And GOP beans won't be spilled. He'll be a no show as she's attagirled. Mac's giving himself to himself, not the world. How exciting to see such devotion In a servant who's seventy four, Whose mantra will be more objecting Until he is pushed out the door At eighty. Or maybe the fool will be hurled, And we can share John with the rest of the world.
Music & Original Lyric by Tom T. Hall To 'McCain: Don't expect GOP cooperation' To Lyrics for "She Gave Her Heart To Jethro" |