McCain: Week-end Warrior Being sung to John McCain to Duke Ellington's "Don't Get Around Much Anymore" (Missed the Saturday dance. Heard they crowded the floor.) Verse Instead of horror movie fare With which I frighten myself, I picture flight deck crews you scare With ev'ry man for himself. Chorus Loved each Saturday crash Till they fished you ashore. Week-end flight time for flight pay John, those are planes we're paying for. Heard you'd been to the club Till they showed you the door. You insisted on flying John, those are planes we're paying for. Sadly, I guess, When you started, each cost A few thou or less Now each means millions lost! Give taxpayers a break Now the web's keeping score Week-end crashes for flight pay? We can't afford you anymore.
Music by Duke Ellington To 'McCain's Voting Ploys' |