McMayhem
Heck-of-a-Job-Henry speaks up

Bushie says to buy the banks,
    and so I'll buy the banks.
Who cares if conservative
    Republicans break ranks?

Altruistically Old Mac
    suspended his campaign
To make a few phone calls to show
    his famed legerdemain.

That old man's a marvel;
    when he looks like he'll collapse,
He doesn't and the worst we get's
    another mental lapse.

His corporate contributors
    require less paperwork
Than small e-mail donations
    from some "middle income" jerk.

So we'll bail out the biggies
    and forget the little guy,
The one Mac blames for letting
    CEOs hang out to dry.

But why incite his loonies
    to decapitate "That One"?
Imagine the McMayhem
    if Old Mac and Palin won!

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
10/9/08

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