Obama's Gulf War –
Mississippi Jellyfish
Way to go, Haley

Can Barbour claim that his part of the Gulf
Has witnessed the last of its jellyfish stings?
It hasn't been easy, but Haley is desperate,
Searching for benefits BP's spill brings.

Horribly painful, those stings took their toll
On the number of people who swam at his beaches.
But oil with Corexit is showing much promise.
It's as soporific as most of his speeches.

So if you are swimming and happen to see one,
You still should avoid it, but don't bother to "Beep".
Though it might not attack you, it also won't hear you
If Mississippi Corexit is helping it sleep.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/25/10

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