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Mister McSquish McCain reassures his devotees to Rodgers & Hammerstein"s "Hello, Young Lovers" (Hello, young lovers, wherever you are) You know, young suckers, we see eye to eye. You think I mean what I say, And prob'ly I did when I said it last night, But often find I don't today. Believe, young suckers. You know I don't lie. I've found a "straight-talking" way. I believe what I say for only as long As my pandering seems to pay. I lnow how it feels to fall into great deals, To meet a rich heiress by chance, Who immediately spots my changeable spots Which she is prepared to finance. And so, young suckers, I'll be what you wish – Meat and potatoes, or fish. Whatever flavor you're preferring tonight, I'll be your favorite dish. I've been around so long I've become Ev'ryone's Mister McSquish.
Music by Richard Rodgers |