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Obama succeeded with his plans for eking out a second term despite McConnell's secret efforts to replace Obama's Secret Service taster with a secret taster of his own. One who was a prisoner on Kentucky's own death row to whom McConnell loaned a secret mobile phone To report whatever symptoms McConnell's secret taster felt after tasting what Obama ate despite how bad it smelt. McConnell had to bribe Obama's Secret Service taster with a four star gen'ral's socialite, the general found too svelte. Which meant the Secret Service taster couldn't possibly have expired from what McConnel's secret taster reported that he smelt. So when Obama earned his second term, you can imagine just how bad McConnell's taster, his borrowed socialite, and McConnell himself felt.
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