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Mitch McConnell: Chicken (No earmarks for Kentucky horse stall muckers) Churchill Downs Thoroughbred Stall Muckers, Inc. Is incensed a board member like Mitch would renege On the illegal immigrant earmarks he promised So muckers wouldn't cost them an arm and a leg No matter what roughage their stables consumed: Bluebonnets, Bluegrass or The New York Times. But Boehner and Cantor and their Tea Party pals Claim earmarks increase deficits by nickels and dimes. Theirs isn't a ban that Mitch cares that much for. Philanthropy's long been a hobby he liked, Especially when he could force others to pay Without taxes for SuperRich folks getting hiked. But will Mitch allow his young guns to make fools of Kentucky's proud owners of stalls to be mucked? No, Mitch earned his wings from Kentucky fried chickens, So instead of cackling old Mitch simply clucked.
Bob Carlson 11/17/10 To 'Mitch McConnell reverses; backs earmark ban' To 'Boehner, Cantor vow vote to ban earmarks next Congress' To 'Stall Mucking 101' To 'Mitch Just-Say-No' To 'Whores For The SuperRich' To 'Hell,No John Boehner' |