Transparency's hard, extremely hard,
even for poor politicians like Mitt.
There's usually at least something
they're afraid to disclose.
In Romney's case it's
his prior years' taxes
And the wives hidden away in his many chateaus.
His campaign team's claiming he has only one.
But Romney's a Mormon, so who believes that?
Romneys practiced polygamy for years and years.
You expect him to give all that up as a rich bureaucrat?
Sex with an assortment from which he can choose,
Which doesn't need to be paid for or expensed as booze?
That can't be the reason there's a big gender gap.
When the G-man gets home does he open his yap?
Could be those G-men were just warming up,
To secretly service the next
"Romney prenup".
Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/19/12
To 'Romney's past is more a working class zero'
To 'Romney’s Returns'
To 'Paul Ryan's Etch A Sketch Romney Verses'
To 'Scandal ousts three Secret Service personnel'
To 'Mitt Romney’s Mormonism '
To 'Why Is the Secret Service
Still Protecting Newt Gingrich?'
|