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Mitt's Wife Says He's A Liar (To be sung to the tune "You Always Hurt The One You Love") VERSE When Mitt is called for lying, You'll hear his wife's Boo-hoo: "Back in Massachusetts That's what he used to do. "Universal healthcare Was never Willy's thing, Although what's called Obamacare Has a most familiar ring. "He tells the world he's winning, But he's claimed that before. Is Mitt about to do to me What Al has done to Tipper Gore?" REFRAIN "The way Mitt blurts y'all has got, A phoniness that really galls. If so, he'll claim that it was not Something he'd say, as he recalls. "His lying's down to a fine art And may well lead to his downfall; So if he has a change of heart, They'll still like him least of all."
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