Mitt Is Their New Tricky Dick Nixon

(And just as unlikeable.)

Mitt's for whatever he thinks he needs to be for.
He'll say and do whatever he's decided he must.
Though evidence shows he ends up on the cutting room floor,
He claims he's like Reagan: truthful, moral and just.

How can he be? He's a Tricky Dick Nixon recipe for "success".
Joe Kennedy's sons proved Dick and Mitt were unpopular bums.
Whether running for the White House or running for Congress,
They've both demonstrated that they both are all thumbs.

In Mitt's case we'll insist that he tape all conversations,
All promises Mitt makes and breaks, plus all new obfuscations,
As well as the cries of evangelicals he'll surprise,
When they learn they're the first that he plans to baptize.

But if Romney should win,
How'll we see him sworn in?
By a Latter Day Saint?
On The Bible? He ain't…

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/14/12

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