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Mitt Romney Regrets To be sung to the Cole Porter tune "Miss Otis Regrets" Mitt Romney regrets he forgets what he's for today, Mormons. Mitt Romney regrets he forgets what he's here to say. He is sorry you can't get laid. With his millions he had thought you'd have it made, Mormons. Mitt Romney regrets he forgets what polygamists pray. When he woke to the fact that GM had not gone away, Mormons, He ran to the press Where his earlier Op-Ed predicted doomsday, And picked up his magic pen, To flip-flop like a hypocrite again, Mormons. Mitt Romney regrets that he can't make that seem OK. But the snob couldn't cut it. His Op-Eds were deemed a betrayal, Mormons, By the one percent who were able to pay For the multiple wives he prescribed, Although it was Cantor he bribed, Mormons. Mitt Romney regrets there aren't enough Mormons today.
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