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Romney as president? No, we need a consultant If Obamacare's really as bad as Mitt says. We need his incredible expertise in each state, But not as a Federal dog owning prez. "Driving with family dog on car roof" Won't endear all that many dog lovers to Mitt. So would Mitt let her ride inside Air Force One? How could the SPCA choose to acquit? Of course much depends upon which state they're over When the family doggie dehydrates and dies. God forbid she is pregnant and over Missouri. That crime is abortion in their Taliban's eyes. Mitt of course is aware that all states are different. What's abortion in one could be roadkill in the next. Not every state's Taliban's as strict as Missouri's. If Mitt's headed their way, he calls ahead, or he'll text.
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